Wednesday, July 30, 2008
"A USA Today/Gallup poll found that his trip 'has not broadened confidence in his ability to be commander of the U.S. military,' according to the paper, and 'suggested Obama’s trip may have helped energize voters who favor McCain.'"
See? Obama went to Europe and didn't even drop one lousy bomb, so now it's important to tell Americans that he's a wuss who will lose to STRONGMAN John McCain who will bomb everything he visits. Maureen Dowd has absolutely nothing interesting or insightful to say, so she says things like this.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Philadelphia Streets Unsafe For Manhole Covers.
"In the past year thieves have stolen hundreds of covers and grates, which are increasingly valuable as scrap."
Yes, folks, we are one step closer to the hellish future of making ends meet by foraging scrap metal. I hope Thomas Friedman sees this as an example of American ingenuity and perseverance, and then I hope Paul Krugman throws a pie in his face.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Here's another good one, prompted by some anonymous comments left on Huffpo. (via Crooks and Liars)
O’Reilly: I have no respect for the woman. I think that she is hurting the country…
O’Reilly: What’s the difference between the KKK and Arianna Huffington? What’s the difference?
Ham: I think there is a difference,.
O’Reilly: I don’t see any difference between Huffington and the Nazis. It’s her, It’s her, It’s her…I didn’t say she’s a Nazi.
O’Reilly: There’s no difference between what the two do.
We're not done yet. He also referred to Daily Kos in a similar fashion on the Factor.
Because this is hate of the worst order. It's like the Ku Klux Klan. It's
like the Nazi party. There's no difference here. (via Media Matters)
O'Reilly see Nazis and Klansmen everywhere because he's very smart.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
For the 2nd time in as many days, presidential candidate and current affairs guru John McCain has referenced “
“I am aware of
“I can’t wait to be President of Czechoslovakia.”
“The Sunnis are in
“My favorite thing about
“Time Machine?! Time Machine?! I just want to go to
“I am 18 years younger than