Legitimacy of Twitter Now Undeniable

MC Hammer has a twitter account. It has to be seen to be believed. Wisdom comes in 140 character bursts like God himself (yes, HIMself) was tweeting. Coincidentally, M Chammer has been talking to god recently, and he wants you to read about it. Here's a good one:

Ask God to show you your enemies. And be prepared to face some harsh truths and people you never ever suspected. It's know turning back.
about 4 hours ago from web

It is, without question, know turning back. Typo, or prophet? You no.

Here's a question for you. Could God tweet something so inane that even God himself couldn't be interested in it? Hmmmmm?

Other headline options for this post include:
Please Hammer Don't Tweet 'Em
Too Legit to Tweet (Not)
Can't Tweet This
and
MC Hammer's Twitter Account Looks a Lot Like Rick James' Twitter Account.

Here is a Pepsi Commercial from 1991 featuring M Chammer. Someone replaces his Pepsi with a Coke, and he becomes horrifyingly white. The lesson here is keep Coke away from Barack Obama.