Everything changed after Barack Obama got elected, except for one thing. We are still a country of sales-crazed rabid dogs unwilling to stop short of anything, including murder, to get the 15% we deserve because freedom isn't free.
Cyber Monday, which is today for you Ad Busters jerks who don't buy shit, will result in an 85-year-old Chicago man being crushed by a computer that was hurled from a window following an unsucessful ebay auction. It will then be termed "New Independence Day" and the fireworks that every city shoots off next year will bankrupt our country even more.
Monday, December 1, 2008
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Used to be we'd only hear of tragic deaths at the start of hunting season. Now we can add the lethal holiday shopping season. Wal-Mart shoppers, wear orange.
FYI on December 3, 1979 11 fans were trampled to death rushing the gates at a Cincinnati Who concert. The Who still played. Long Live Rock!
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