Thursday, September 25, 2008


So, if there is one silver lining to be found in the coming economic catastrophe, I think I've found it. I'm hoping that bin Ladin is reading the headlines and thinking to himself, "you know what? I'll just let this play itself out. Yeah, yeah, 'death to America,' but you know what, I'm kind of pooped."

At this point, America has become Willy Loman. You know he's gonna die before too long. America is just wandering around going, "I'm very well liked." No, you're not. You never were. Also, George Washington, the author of America, banged Marilyn Monroe, so, you know, it's a pretty good analogy.