I'm in Seattle right now, so blogging will be light to non-existent in all likelihood for the next 2 weeks. But! The Onion just used another of my headlines! Woo! Here's the link.
Here's the headline:
Man At Bar Clinging To Muted 'King Of Queens' Episode Like Life Preserver
The next time you find yourself in that situation, know that I (and all of the rest of us) have been there too.