Alaska Fails to Elect Convicted Felon

Ted Stevens has officially lost his reelection bid for the Senate, folks are reporting. What kind of rogue state are you if you can't even elect someone who is now ineligible to vote? Oh, poor Ted Stevens. He is the saddest man in America. Look at him on the right.



The winner, one Mark Begich (left), looks like a child who just got saved from a well. Let your eyes adjust to the harsh light of power, sweet Begich. You're in a safe place now.