Gays' Plan to Bankrupt Focus on Family Complete Success

Everyone knows that god doesn't exist, but sometimes that fact is reaffirmed in hilarious ways. James Dobson's Focus on the Family is laying off all sorts of GOOD CHRISTIANS and shutting down the print version of four of their eight publications. Eight magazines! Who knew!?

Focus on the Family hates gays, mostly, but also people who live in New York or Europe. They hate gays so much it basically bankrupted them. They spent $600,000 trying to get Prop 8 passed, and now their employees can't feed their children because they don't have jobs anymore. So, that's pretty funny. It would be more funny if Prop 8 were struck down, but you can't win them all.

Magazines everywhere are laying off everyone, so it's hard to see this as some sort of isolated incident of poetic justice. It's just nice that Dobson's cult didn't somehow escape the flood that will drown us all.

Oh, and also, Oral Roberts University, where idiots go to learn about fantasy (Religious school) (...sorry, too mean), is also firing 10% of it's workforce. God hates everybody!