If anyone out there is on the brink of sanity, for whatever reason, and thinks that a small shove might send you into the gaping maw of unrelenting lunacy, we've got a finger to poke in your chest.
As far as we know this is real. We dare you to try to listen to the whole thing and not once contemplate the profound emptiness of modern life. You won't be able to do it, and you will understand loneliness, again, for the first time. [h/t sara k]