Prez to Deal With Economy Same Way We Do, With Drink

Obama is famous for his cigarette smoking habits, and really, what goes better with the coughy-coughy than some bathtub gin. Our Prez is having a big fisting party (see below) at his Playboy Mansion, but you Hoovervillians aren't invited. From the NY Times [emphasis added]:

"Invitations are out: A presidential cocktail reception – for Congressional leaders only – is taking place on Wednesday evening at the White House."

WTF! Why can't this blog come! Not change-y enough for us, thank you very much. Oh whatever, we'll just go get high with Barney Frank.

Here is an informational video about the Obama's lovemaking technique.