Thursday, November 20, 2008

Blogger to Leave Parents' Basement and Control Goverment's Money

Peter Orszag, who's probably some big stupid nerd, is Obama's pick to head the Office of Management and Budget. He used to be the head of the Congressional Budget Office, apparently. No one knows what either of those two operations do (every once in a while the CBO comes around and says, "How the fuck did you fuckers spend so much fucking money?! FUCK!!!!), but it's probably pretty boring, and there's really only two things of note here.

1) According to CNN, Orszag is, "Orszag is known in the halls of Congress for wearing cowboy boots with his business suit." Dork!

2) He used to be a blogger, which means that his business suit is actually a pair of pajamas decorated with chocolate stains, which he wears with his cowboy boots to model in front of his mommy.

The only other thing of note is that he used to work at the Brookings Institution, which is, in all seriousness, full of fake-ass liberal slime who love wars and pretending to be tough, like men would do. Mostly I'm just talking about Michael O'Hanlon. Dude sucks.

Orszag directed a sub project of the Brookings Instituition called The Hamilton Project, and their website doesn't look all that terrible--but wait. He wrote a book with Michael O'Hanlon called Protecting the Homeland. Hmmm. ComedyandPolitics doesn't like the sound of that. Sounds a bit hawkish, considering O'Hanny past. There's also this website, that's full of Econ mumbo jumbo that's makin' the ol' think-box (brain) hurt.

ComedyandPolitics is now going to go wash its pajamas.

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