The three bullet points on the New York Times' homepage today under "More Economic News" read like this:
-Circuit City Files for Bankruptcy
-Fannie Mae Loses $29 Billion
-Markets Swing Lower
Modest Mouse invented the concept of schadenfruede with their album Good News for People Who Like Bad News, and since the world is a very confusing place, here they are with Kidz Bop dubbed over them.