Friday, November 7, 2008

Reading the News is Hilarious Now

This ABCNews article is a goldmine! So much hatred between Old Man Time and the Winking Fool. The totally hated each other, and still do, and probably will forever. Remember Reagan's 11th commandment, "thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republicans"? McCain and Palin and everyone who works for them is breaking that law and now they're going to hell. Here's some of the gems.

Some stupid aide attempting to brush all this controversy aside said this,

The adviser said McCain and Palin talked at least once a day. He also said McCain frequently joked about how large Palin's crowds were compared to his.

You know when McCain made those "jokes," in his brain he was saying, "say crowds, not boobs, say crowds, not boobs, say crowds, not boobs."

Then there's this quote, which really captures Palin in all her awful, viscious glory. An aide describes how they each left McCain's concession speech,

McCain drove himself home in a Toyota sport utility vehicle. Palin's departure was a grander event. She left with an entourage of 18 family members and friends and a Secret Service detail, heading to the airport in a motorcade stretching more than a dozen vehicles, flanked by a dozen more cops on motorcycles.

God she is awful. There is only one person in the world left defending her, some no name "longtime staffer" named Meg Stapleton. Meg is the only person alive worse than Sarah Palin. She goes by "Meg" too, which means she winks all the goddamn time. This is what she said about Palin's big shopping spree, and how it wasn't her fault,

Palin even saw a price tag of $3,500 on one suit jacket and said she didn't want to wear it, Stapleton said -- but she was told to wear it anyway.

Ha! She would obviously make a good president, by Meg's logic, because she is easily manipulated into doing things she doesn't want to do. Way to go Meg! (wink)

And lastly, here is Palin in her own words, finally saying something halfway intelligent,

"I don't think anybody should give Sarah Palin that much credit..."

Remember...her words. She's speaking in the 3rd person. She went on to say, "Sarah Palin is just gonna work hard in the off season, believe in God, and come back ready to do what Sarah Palin has to do to get some points on the board."

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