Not to be too overshare-y, but I've been contacted by 3 ex-girlfriends since Obama won! Three! This can only mean that Obama will usher in a new spirit of love and reconciliation and everyone will now get laid all the time but also find their special soulmate and get married. Except for the gays. Prop 8 passed, so we won't have a gay president for another 160 years.
Come on California! Look at this celebration. The woman next to the rabid homophobe in the center looks terrified, probably because he, her husband, disappears at all hours of the night and returns smelling of cigarettes and man. Look at him. The guy next to him is even crazier! What is wrong with these people.