Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Palin Obsessed With Kicking In Half-Open Doors

Sarah Palin is a simpleminded lady from Alaska who John McCain made famous because he needed a miracle, and now she will keep talking at us for the rest of our lives. We should hold this against John McCain. There is seriously no escape from this awful awful lady. You aren't even safe in your own house, especially if the door a a bit ajar, because Sarah Palin is mysteriously obsessed with kicking in doors. This quote describes her plan for a coup in 2012:

"Putting my life in my creator's hands -- this is what I always do," she said. "I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door ... And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."


She is so so bad. More door plowing here.

UPDATE: via Tempy

1 comment:

HullyG said...

You gotta understand, you know, there's like, a lot of plowing going on in Alaska, cause there's a lotta snow, so she's ready to plow . . . doors and driveways and presidential stuff. She's shoveling for the big guy. Amen.