Thursday, December 4, 2008

Barack Obama Mistaken for Ashton Kutcher

Everybody knows that Florida is full of idiots, so this latest confirmation should come as no surprise. Here's what happened. Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen knows she's a loser who no one important would ever call, so when President of the United States-elect Barack Obama DID call her, she hung up on him. The AP quotes her as saying:

“I thought it was one of the radio stations in South Florida playing an incredible, elaborate, terrific prank on me,” Ros-Lehtinen told the newspaper. “They got Fidel Castro to go along. They’ve gotten Hugo Chavez and others to fall for their tricks. I said, ‘Oh, no, I won’t be punked.’”

She's too smart for all that. Also, it was totally an accident that she she lumped in Obama with Castro and Chavez. "You know who else is a person is Hitler." After a minute of talking to the soon-to-be most powerful person in the world, Ros was like, "ok, I'm done now goodbye Ashton," and hung up. Obama didn't care for this, so he sicked knife-murderer Rahm Emmanuel on her. Apparently this woman has a death wish, because she hung up on Rahmstein too. Cartoon steam came out of his ears, and then he took Air Force One to Florida and shoved a telephone receiver up her ass, yelling "you'll take THIS call!" We were there and it was pretty funny.

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