We didn't feel like reading this, but we do feel like mocking it. Haha you stupid idiot lasers are fake. Listen to how stupid this guy is. He thinks:
the answers to all kinds of security questions -- from Russian mortars to Hezbollah missiles to jihadists' bombs to pirates' boats -- lie in lasers and other so-called "directed energy weapons."
If he is right and lasers and pirates one day fight to the awesome death, our apologies.