Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Devil Wears Pajamas

Religious folk are known primarily for their delightful sense of irony, which is why we're not surprised to see such a quality marketing pitch from some sort of pro-god TV channel. They hired the actual Devil to tell you not to watch their programming, but don't be fooled simpletons. They really do want you to watch their shitty shows (see how ironic they are?), which you should only do if you are stupid or super super high.

If you're not stupid (or if you're super high), go to this website that they religiously launched and talk to the actual Devil, who appears to be broadcasting from Charlie Rose's TV studio. He stares at you and shifts back and forth uncomfortably. It's like a blind date gone catastrophically wrong.

Bored at work? Type the question, "are you gay" in the text box. Submit it repeatedly. Every response is pure genius. Eventually he will (seriously) laugh like a pervert and say, "yas!" This will be the most satisfying thing you do all day.

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