Thursday, December 18, 2008

Christmas Break to Last Forever Maybe

Here is some bad news for you to read and be sad about, because that's why you come to this weblog. The Washington Post is reporting:

"Struggling U.S. automakers are launching a round of severe cutbacks as they wait for a government rescue, with Chrysler saying yesterday it will idle all 30 of its U.S. factories for one month."

This is good news for lazy poor people whose kids will never go to college, because now they can get into scarcity wars with GM employees who have been laid off also. These wars will be a great source of stories for Ira Glass to sooth us with while we drink hot tap water because tea is a thing of the past.

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