Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Hilarious Gayz Disrupt Heterogenda

The AP is reporting:

SAN FRANCISCO — Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to "call in gay" Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it's wise to encourage skipping work given the nation's economic distress. Organizers of "Day Without a Gay" _ scheduled to coincide with International Human Rights Day and modeled after similar work stoppages by Latino immigrants _ also are encouraging people to perform volunteer work and refrain from spending money.

Leave it to some California gayz to hatch a new scheme to get out of work. To be fair, "calling in gay" has to be the greatest way to come out to your boss.

Worker: "I won't be coming in today."
Boss: "Why?"
Worker: "I'm gay."
Boss: "Understood."

The bad news is that this will throw the hetero-agenda (heterogenda!) into a violent tailspin, which is also the name of a sexual move that California gayz like.

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