Friday, December 19, 2008

The Turd in the Punchbowl That Keeps on Giving

Here is the clip of the Minnesota Review Board talking about whether or not to include the Lizard People ballot. It is 9 minutes long, but it feels like it lasts for days. The board is debating whether or not the ballot is valid, based on whether or not "lizard people" could be a real person, which, if you think it is, you are retarded. Sorry, we never use that word, but...seriously. One of these buffoons brings up Moon Zappa as an example of a name you wouldn't think would be real but is, to prove nothing. The best part is this exchange:

"What did we do when someone wrote in 'Jesse Ventura'"
"Well...[dumbfounded silence] he's a real person."

The only way to get through this is for you monsters to make a drinking game out of it, so every time someone says Lizard People, take a shot of turpentine because our country is over. This will be our last post on Lizard People. [via Wonkette]

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