President Bush made his final visit to Iraq this weekend to say goodbye, the way you might stop by the ICU one last time to wish the guy you shot 5 times a speedy recovery. Like everything Bush has done concerning Iraq, this trip didn't go exactly as planned. Get out your bongs, you repulsive stoners, and watch with glee as a reporter for an Iraqi-owned Egyptian TV station throws his shoes at our great President. Bush is actually pretty light on his feet. Our guess is that this wasn't the first time he's had to dodge a wingtip.