Barack Obama Mistaken for Ashton Kutcher

Everybody knows that Florida is full of idiots, so this latest confirmation should come as no surprise. Here's what happened. Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen knows she's a loser who no one important would ever call, so when President of the United States-elect Barack Obama DID call her, she hung up on him. The AP quotes her as saying:

“I thought it was one of the radio stations in South Florida playing an incredible, elaborate, terrific prank on me,” Ros-Lehtinen told the newspaper. “They got Fidel Castro to go along. They’ve gotten Hugo Chavez and others to fall for their tricks. I said, ‘Oh, no, I won’t be punked.’”

She's too smart for all that. Also, it was totally an accident that she she lumped in Obama with Castro and Chavez. "You know who else is a person is Hitler." After a minute of talking to the soon-to-be most powerful person in the world, Ros was like, "ok, I'm done now goodbye Ashton," and hung up. Obama didn't care for this, so he sicked knife-murderer Rahm Emmanuel on her. Apparently this woman has a death wish, because she hung up on Rahmstein too. Cartoon steam came out of his ears, and then he took Air Force One to Florida and shoved a telephone receiver up her ass, yelling "you'll take THIS call!" We were there and it was pretty funny.