Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Quotes From Last Night

Last night we saw a wonderful show at Cornelia Street Cafe featuring John Oliver and Marc Maron, as well as some local favorites. Here are two of the many highlights of the night.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, 4 of the last 8 Illinois Governors have been sent to jail. In South Central LA, 33% of black men spend time in prison. For Illinois Governors that statistic is 50%. We have to stop sending our good men to Springfield. We're losing too many of them."
-John Oliver

"I don't get all this anti-immigration stuff. You ever watch Lou Dobbs? It sounds like that guy's broadcasting from the Alamo."
-Marc Maron

1 comment:

Mo Diggs said...

Lou Dobbs was giggling like a schoolgirl talking to GM Vice Chairman Bob Lutz